Winston Quote #859
Quote from Winston in Godparents
Jess: Listen, if it would make you feel better to talk to your dad, then I think you should.
Winston: Yeah, I'll go talk to him. I wonder if... [chuckles] Nah. Okay. "Hey, D... Hey, Pop." "You want to shake my... You want to shake my... Your hand looks like my hand." [laughs] He'll be like, "What's up, son?" I'll be like, "Don't call me son."
Jess: Uh-huh.
Winston: "Don't call me son." You know? "But I love you so much. I miss... I've never seen you." I don't know what he looks like.
Jess: Or I can tell him to leave.
Winston: No. No. It's fine. He's my dad. I'll tell him.
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Winston: Jess, what if I'm not ready to be a father?
Jess: Winston, that was a fake baby. Real babies' heads don't come off like that.
Winston: Jess, I was in that class and it made me realize that this baby is coming. What happens when I'm in that hospital and I see my son's face for the first time, coming out of Aly's butt?