Nick Quote #1249
Quote from Nick in About Three Years Later
Schmidt: Hey, Mr. Europe.
Nick: Hey, man.
Schmidt: You know, I thought you were gonna propose for sure. I was waiting for it.
Nick: Yeah.
Schmidt: Uh? Look who it is. It's Mr. Sun. [applies lotion to his mustache] I tell you, I was sure That you were gonna pop the question. Instead, you just sent me a bunch of Instagram pictures. Pasta, bread, cheese, sorts of nonsense really. I mean, I get it, you're in Europe.
Nick: You have to know that's disgusting.
Schmidt: Relax. It'll soak in.
Nick: No, not the sunscreen. The mustache. Your mustache is disgusting. Stop touching it.
Schmidt: I'm rubbing it in.
Nick: You're just doing the mustache. Just...
Schmidt: If you hate my mustache, sir, then you hate me.
Nick: That's not true. I just don't like the mustache. It never would've happened if I was here! It never would've happened!
Schmidt: Don't make this about the mustache!
New Girl Quotes
‘About Three Years Later’ Quotes
Quote from Bob Day
Bob Day: [on the phone] Hey, bub. What's the holdup? It's been six months since I gave you my blessing. When am I gonna hear my daughter cry? Huh? I think I deserve to hear my daughter cry.
Nick: Bob, I'm proposing tonight. I've been planning on doing it all along when we got back home to the loft.
Bob Day: The loft? You visit every possible romantic proposal spot on the planet, and you pick that dump?
Nick: Because it's where we met, Bob. Look, I've got a whole plan. I haven't told anybody. So I mailed the ring from Europe. So when we're looking at the mail, I'll say, like, "Check this one out. This one's from Turkey. You should open it, Jess."
Bob Day: You mailed my grandmother's ring from Turkey?
Nick: I hired an Au pair. He was going there, anyhow.
Bob Day: A male Au pair?
Nick: Yes, a boy Au pair.
Bob Day: Look, look, I better get a phone call tonight with the news that my daughter has a fiancé.
Nick: Bob...
Bob Day: I don't even care if it's not you. Okay?
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: "My name is Ruth Bader Parikh-Schmidt, and I am three today." Can you say that?
Ruth: Daddy's butt!
Cece: Close enough. Okay, but where is Daddy's butt? I got to get to the office.
Schmidt: Daddy's butt has been bleaching all outdoor playing surfaces. [removes face mask] You could prepare a chicken on that slide.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Settle down! Settle down or I'm gonna turn off the music! Try playing musical chairs with no music! It's just chairs.