Schmidt Quote #1281
Quote from Schmidt in Five Stars for Beezus
Cece: Hey, babe, I'm back. Whew! [sighs] What's, uh... What's happening?
Schmidt: I'm pregnant.
Cece: What?
Schmidt: I mean, you're pregnant. We're pregnant. [chuckles] Sadie called you, and Jess picked up, then she called again and Winston picked up, Winston told me. It's an upsetting scene, but, um, we're having a baby, Cece. I wanted to buy you flowers, but I couldn't pick out which ones, so...
Cece: We're having a baby?
Schmidt: We're having a baby.
Cece: [whispers] We're having a baby. I really didn't think it was gonna happen for us.
Schmidt: It's a caramel miracle. [both laugh]
New Girl Quotes
‘Five Stars for Beezus’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: So sorry I'm late, but Sadie would not stop going on about her divorce, and I was like, "Girl, can you just be quiet and look at my vagina, please?"
Jess: The fact that we have the same gynecologist really makes me feel closer to you.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [answers phone] What, Winston? I'm using social media.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Last box in the truck. Hmm. I haven't seen this room this empty since Steve left.
Aly: Who's Steve?
Winston: Oh, he was the guy who lived in this room before Jess. Real night screamer. He couldn't sleep unless he was screaming a whole bunch. Yeah.
Jess: I guess I should give you my keys.
Winston: Are you really not gonna tell Nick how you feel? That's such a Steve move.
Jess: [chuckles] Steve was in love with Nick?
Winston: Oh, yeah, and he never told him. That... sweet, gay coward.
Jess: Maybe Steve left this place and-and... and finally got the space that he needed to... become a better version of himself.
Winston: Yeah, I mean, he's selling tires in Little Rock.