Schmidt Quote #1277
Quote from Schmidt in Five Stars for Beezus
Schmidt: So Jess is just moving out because Nick said something dumb at a reading? Nick is always dumb. He's the dumbest boy in school.
Cece: I had no idea you cared so much about what happens to Nick and Jess.
Schmidt: How could I not? I've been watching these idiots do this dance for the last six years. He's rough and tumble. She's sweet and sassy. It's the moon and the tides, it's the push and the pull.
Cece: I know, it just makes so much sense.
New Girl Quotes
‘Five Stars for Beezus’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: So sorry I'm late, but Sadie would not stop going on about her divorce, and I was like, "Girl, can you just be quiet and look at my vagina, please?"
Jess: The fact that we have the same gynecologist really makes me feel closer to you.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [answers phone] What, Winston? I'm using social media.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Last box in the truck. Hmm. I haven't seen this room this empty since Steve left.
Aly: Who's Steve?
Winston: Oh, he was the guy who lived in this room before Jess. Real night screamer. He couldn't sleep unless he was screaming a whole bunch. Yeah.
Jess: I guess I should give you my keys.
Winston: Are you really not gonna tell Nick how you feel? That's such a Steve move.
Jess: [chuckles] Steve was in love with Nick?
Winston: Oh, yeah, and he never told him. That... sweet, gay coward.
Jess: Maybe Steve left this place and-and... and finally got the space that he needed to... become a better version of himself.
Winston: Yeah, I mean, he's selling tires in Little Rock.