Jess Quote #1264

Quote from Jess in Five Stars for Beezus

Schmidt: Jess, this is very stressful.
Jess: I know. Look, tomorrow, you need to go to that meeting with Nick and you need to stay with him until I'm packed.
Cece: Whoa, whoa, whoa, packed?
Jess: I just army-crawled across your entire house to get away from my ex-boyfriend... who I still live with. I-I-I can't do this anymore. I need, I need to get out of here and get some space. I'm moving out of the loft.

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 ‘Five Stars for Beezus’ Quotes

Quote from Cece

Cece: So sorry I'm late, but Sadie would not stop going on about her divorce, and I was like, "Girl, can you just be quiet and look at my vagina, please?"
Jess: The fact that we have the same gynecologist really makes me feel closer to you.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: [answers phone] What, Winston? I'm using social media.

Quote from Winston

Winston: Last box in the truck. Hmm. I haven't seen this room this empty since Steve left.
Aly: Who's Steve?
Winston: Oh, he was the guy who lived in this room before Jess. Real night screamer. He couldn't sleep unless he was screaming a whole bunch. Yeah.
Jess: I guess I should give you my keys.
Winston: Are you really not gonna tell Nick how you feel? That's such a Steve move.
Jess: [chuckles] Steve was in love with Nick?
Winston: Oh, yeah, and he never told him. That... sweet, gay coward.
Jess: Maybe Steve left this place and-and... and finally got the space that he needed to... become a better version of himself.
Winston: Yeah, I mean, he's selling tires in Little Rock.