Schmidt Quote #1242
Quote from Schmidt in Rumspringa
Nick: I'm sorry I kidnapped you, Jess. I just hated to see you with first-day jitters.
Jess: What is wrong with me? I've been preparing for this job my entire life.
Nick: I mean... maybe this'll help. A bottle of champagne. [laughs] A toast to the new principal, right? Should we?
Schmidt: Is that a bottle of Krug Clos d'Camaret-du-sur Mer?
Jess: Yeah, it absolutely is a bottle of "Klus Clos de Saminaire."
Schmidt: Little known fact about the late '90s Krug Clos d'Camaret-sur-Mer. According to my father, they have very strong wire around the cork.
Jess: Well, that anecdote's ready to go.
Schmidt: Uncork it, Nick.
New Girl Quotes
‘Rumspringa’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Look, we're gonna get out of here, and when we do, I'm gonna start... I'm gonna start growing up.
Jess: You have grown up, Nick. I mean, you own a bar. You wrote a novel.
Nick: I'm talking about really growing up. There's still so much I want to do, like... I want to try cilantro.
Jess: You haven't tried cilantro?
Nick: I want to figure out what NASDAQ means.
Jess: You've never had salsa?
Nick: I want to not shimmy out of my pants.
Quote from Winston
Cece: I don't understand how any human being could enjoy it.
Winston: Well, because we are pranks, don't you see?
Cece: Huh?
Winston: In the Bible, God created light and dark. And then separated the heavens from the oceans. Then created plants, then animals. And the animals, they thought they had all this cool stuff to themselves, but then God pranked the animals with us. And it was good.
Aly: [whispering] That was so sexy.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Come on, help us, Danes! Unlike in World War II! Yeah, I brought it up!