Winston Quote #786

Quote from Winston in Rumspringa

Winston: Oh, my God, I thought you were about to die. My heart... I died.
Dave: She good.
Rhonda: How could you... do something so amazing?! [Rhonda shouts]
Aly: Just kind of thought of it on the spot.
Rhonda: Oh, now, not only will you get a divorce, you have my blessing.
Winston: Put your hands away. Nobody's asking for it.
Aly: We don't need that.

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 ‘Rumspringa’ Quotes

Quote from Nick

Nick: Look, we're gonna get out of here, and when we do, I'm gonna start... I'm gonna start growing up.
Jess: You have grown up, Nick. I mean, you own a bar. You wrote a novel.
Nick: I'm talking about really growing up. There's still so much I want to do, like... I want to try cilantro.
Jess: You haven't tried cilantro?
Nick: I want to figure out what NASDAQ means.
Jess: You've never had salsa?
Nick: I want to not shimmy out of my pants.

Quote from Winston

Cece: I don't understand how any human being could enjoy it.
Winston: Well, because we are pranks, don't you see?
Cece: Huh?
Winston: In the Bible, God created light and dark. And then separated the heavens from the oceans. Then created plants, then animals. And the animals, they thought they had all this cool stuff to themselves, but then God pranked the animals with us. And it was good.
Aly: [whispering] That was so sexy.

Quote from Jess

Jess: Come on, help us, Danes! Unlike in World War II! Yeah, I brought it up!