Jess Quote #1230
Quote from Jess in Rumspringa
Jess: I have to go home and work on my blazer. So I found a bus ticket back...
Nick: Well, hold on. I think there's somebody that you would like to meet, Jess.
Man: Greetings, yon settlers three!
Jess: Are there folksy, old-timey reenactors here? 'Cause that would be, like, a total freaking game changer.
Man: I am one of the founders of this town of Solvang, Professor P.P. Hornsyld.
Schmidt: Is this really what you're into?
Nick: And so begins phase two, enjoyment.
Man: At your service.
Jess: I have 87 questions for you. When were you born? When did you die? Where were you born? Where did you die? Are you a spirit? What do you think of the modern era? What do you think of technology?
Man: Perhaps you'd like to try some aquavit, a traditional drink from the motherland. Perhaps you will enjoy its humors more than you enjoy peppering me with this endless barrage of questions.
New Girl Quotes
‘Rumspringa’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Look, we're gonna get out of here, and when we do, I'm gonna start... I'm gonna start growing up.
Jess: You have grown up, Nick. I mean, you own a bar. You wrote a novel.
Nick: I'm talking about really growing up. There's still so much I want to do, like... I want to try cilantro.
Jess: You haven't tried cilantro?
Nick: I want to figure out what NASDAQ means.
Jess: You've never had salsa?
Nick: I want to not shimmy out of my pants.
Quote from Winston
Cece: I don't understand how any human being could enjoy it.
Winston: Well, because we are pranks, don't you see?
Cece: Huh?
Winston: In the Bible, God created light and dark. And then separated the heavens from the oceans. Then created plants, then animals. And the animals, they thought they had all this cool stuff to themselves, but then God pranked the animals with us. And it was good.
Aly: [whispering] That was so sexy.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Come on, help us, Danes! Unlike in World War II! Yeah, I brought it up!