Nick Quote #1186
Quote from Nick in Rumspringa
Nick: It's a craft fair! You love craft fairs.
Jess: Candy apples, windmills, no minorities. Great Rumspringa, guys! I'm gonna hit the road. I need to work on my blazer.
Schmidt: Well, I paid for all-day parking, so you're out of your mind if you think we're leaving now.
Nick: Jess, resistance is the classic first stage. Just enjoy this! It's so cool. Look at this sign. Look at this sign.
"When did it become a crime to rhyme all the time?" [laughs] So true. [chuckles]And it's really funny.
Schmidt: Somebody just thought of that.
Nick: Do you think a teenager would hang this on his wall?
Jess: No.
Nick: I don't either. I just got a vision for my room. Excuse me.
New Girl Quotes
‘Rumspringa’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Look, we're gonna get out of here, and when we do, I'm gonna start... I'm gonna start growing up.
Jess: You have grown up, Nick. I mean, you own a bar. You wrote a novel.
Nick: I'm talking about really growing up. There's still so much I want to do, like... I want to try cilantro.
Jess: You haven't tried cilantro?
Nick: I want to figure out what NASDAQ means.
Jess: You've never had salsa?
Nick: I want to not shimmy out of my pants.
Quote from Winston
Cece: I don't understand how any human being could enjoy it.
Winston: Well, because we are pranks, don't you see?
Cece: Huh?
Winston: In the Bible, God created light and dark. And then separated the heavens from the oceans. Then created plants, then animals. And the animals, they thought they had all this cool stuff to themselves, but then God pranked the animals with us. And it was good.
Aly: [whispering] That was so sexy.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Come on, help us, Danes! Unlike in World War II! Yeah, I brought it up!