Winston Quote #783
Quote from Winston in Rumspringa
Rhonda: You wanted to sign the divorce papers, and-and I thought this was... this was a good a time as any. But I know it's a shock, but... meet your son.
Cece: Oh, my God.
Winston: Um... [chuckles] Now, you listen to me, baby. [chuckles] My father walked out on me, and I swear
I will never do that to you.
Rhonda: That's so sweet. [whispering] You just got Rhonda'd. Rhonda'd. [chuckles]
Cece: No...
Winston: Oh, my God! Did you just prank me with a baby?
Rhonda: [laughing] A human baby.
Aly: What the hell?
Winston: That is amazing! Oh, my God. Oh, I can feel my heartbeat through the back of my head! You just took years off my life! You are the master!
Features in the collection: Winston Bishop's Pranks and Mess Arounds.
New Girl Quotes
‘Winston Bishop's Pranks and Mess Arounds’
Winston: All right, everybody stop! Wherever you are right now, just sit down! Okay, now, Saturday is a day for sleeping, and damn it, you will not take that away from me! You, give her her scarf back. Finders keepers is not a thing. You, get out of my house!
Holly: Who are you?
Winston: Who am I? Who am I? Well, I am Theodore K. Mullins. And Nick is my lover on the down low. Tell her, Nick. Tell her how it really goes down in apartment 4D. Oh, great Negro spiritual, please come down and loose these chains on this woman! Flesh on flesh. When the lights are off, we are all the same.
Nick: Not true.
Winston: Dear lord, help me, Father! Get out of my house. Get out of my house!
Quote from Winston in Engram Pattersky
Winston: Gotcha! [laughs] Prank Sinatra, baby!
Cece: What?
Schmidt: I don't get it. The truck is the prank? What, did you pay the rental fee? Winston, that's just nice.
Winston: You didn't have to move.
Nick: Yes, we did have to move, you idiot. We got evicted.
Jess: What is he talking about?
Nick: I have no idea.
Winston: Engram Pattersky. If you rearrange those letters, what does it spell?
Jess: "My greatest prank."
Winston: My greatest prank!
‘Rumspringa’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Look, we're gonna get out of here, and when we do, I'm gonna start... I'm gonna start growing up.
Jess: You have grown up, Nick. I mean, you own a bar. You wrote a novel.
Nick: I'm talking about really growing up. There's still so much I want to do, like... I want to try cilantro.
Jess: You haven't tried cilantro?
Nick: I want to figure out what NASDAQ means.
Jess: You've never had salsa?
Nick: I want to not shimmy out of my pants.
Quote from Winston
Cece: I don't understand how any human being could enjoy it.
Winston: Well, because we are pranks, don't you see?
Cece: Huh?
Winston: In the Bible, God created light and dark. And then separated the heavens from the oceans. Then created plants, then animals. And the animals, they thought they had all this cool stuff to themselves, but then God pranked the animals with us. And it was good.
Aly: [whispering] That was so sexy.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Come on, help us, Danes! Unlike in World War II! Yeah, I brought it up!