Schmidt Quote #1232
Quote from Schmidt in Operation: Bobcat
Nick: Are you crying? That's the question. Are you crying?
Kim: I just met my birth mother. I don't have to explain myself to a chimney sweep.
Kim: Schmidt, why are you dressed like a Little Rascal?
Schmidt: The truth is it's... it's our bone-iversary. [Kim groans] Kim, this job means so much to me, but... she means a lot more. So... if this costs me the promotion, then I can live with that.
Kim: You know, this is the first conversation we've ever had where you weren't lying to me. It's nice. I'm not flaming with rage. And by the way, I've noticed you're working your ass off. Now get back to work. Cece, your décolletage looks beautiful.
Cece: Thank you.
New Girl Quotes
‘Operation: Bobcat’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: You know, it's still our bone-iversary.
Schmidt: I'm too stressed. Sex right now would be like picking a lock with a cold, wet French fry.
Quote from Jess
Jess: I'm mad that Nick just decided to be a great boyfriend. Where does all this effort come from? Reagan gets Mr. Cupid, and I got, like, some nudie card.
Gordon Ramsay: This bread is incredible. You taste the crust?
Jess: It's really good. And you know what else pisses me off? The fact that everyone thinks I'm sad. I mean, Winston canceled his engagement 'cause of it.
Gordon Ramsay: Then bloody do something about it! [Jess smashes her plate] Brilliant! Uh, just a reminder: I'm not required to clean up.
Jess: Winston can't throw away his dreams because of me!
Gordon Ramsay: Then don't let him.
Quote from Jess
Gordon Ramsay: So is it just you?
Jess: Yup.
Gordon Ramsay: You know I'm quite famous, and you didn't want anybody else to experience my food?
Jess: No. Just me. Just my day.
Gordon Ramsay: Are you sad 'cause you're on your own on Valentine's night?
Jess: Ugh! Don't you start with me, Gordon Ramsay! I'm having just a great time.
Gordon Ramsay: Liar! Sorry. Bad habit.
Jess: Just bring me the scallops, please.
Gordon Ramsay: Impatient. Mmm. Delicious. Scallops. Aren't... [dish shatters] ...for liars.