Schmidt Quote #1231
Quote from Schmidt in Operation: Bobcat
Cece: This is completely my fault. I just really wanted to do something big for you, because you do so many romantic things for me. And I just wanted to find some way to show you how much I love you. Instead, all I did was mess up your job. [sighs]
Schmidt: Cece.
Cece: I'm sorry.
Schmidt: You mean more to me than any job ever will. Screw it.
Cece: Screw what? What? [both stand up]
Schmidt: I love Cece!
Cece: Oh, well, then I love Schmidt! I love him. Love you. Love you.
Kim: Well, this is a productive use of time. What the hell is going on, Schmidt? And what is that guy doing?
Nick: I'm a chimney sweep. All these are clogged.
Kim: A chim...?
Nick: Clogged, clogged, clogged.
New Girl Quotes
‘Operation: Bobcat’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: You know, it's still our bone-iversary.
Schmidt: I'm too stressed. Sex right now would be like picking a lock with a cold, wet French fry.
Quote from Jess
Jess: I'm mad that Nick just decided to be a great boyfriend. Where does all this effort come from? Reagan gets Mr. Cupid, and I got, like, some nudie card.
Gordon Ramsay: This bread is incredible. You taste the crust?
Jess: It's really good. And you know what else pisses me off? The fact that everyone thinks I'm sad. I mean, Winston canceled his engagement 'cause of it.
Gordon Ramsay: Then bloody do something about it! [Jess smashes her plate] Brilliant! Uh, just a reminder: I'm not required to clean up.
Jess: Winston can't throw away his dreams because of me!
Gordon Ramsay: Then don't let him.
Quote from Jess
Gordon Ramsay: So is it just you?
Jess: Yup.
Gordon Ramsay: You know I'm quite famous, and you didn't want anybody else to experience my food?
Jess: No. Just me. Just my day.
Gordon Ramsay: Are you sad 'cause you're on your own on Valentine's night?
Jess: Ugh! Don't you start with me, Gordon Ramsay! I'm having just a great time.
Gordon Ramsay: Liar! Sorry. Bad habit.
Jess: Just bring me the scallops, please.
Gordon Ramsay: Impatient. Mmm. Delicious. Scallops. Aren't... [dish shatters] ...for liars.