Nick Quote #1171
Nick: What a wonderful day. Quick reminder: We are dying. [gives Reagan a thumbs up] I wrote this, every word. All of that. My hard work, not yours. It's not a competition. If everybody could stop looking at me, that'd be really great. If you guys wouldn't mind just closing your eyes, as if you were at some sort of a show where you were asked to close your eyes.
Man: What?
Nick: Thank you. Do you mind looking down, sir?
Reagan: [whispering] Nick.
Nick: All of these are for sale. [walks off] What's that? Yeah... coming.
Man: Is that it?
Host: Um...
Nick: Don't worry about me, I live here now.
New Girl Quotes
‘Glue’ Quotes
Quote from Reagan
Reagan: I am never gonna figure him out. I feel like I found a forest baby, and I don't know when it's hungry or in pain or afraid of the kitchen light.
Jess: I know. [chuckles] Nick is just an enigma wrapped up in a bunch of Chicago Bears crap. You need the help of a seasoned vet.
Quote from Cece
Schmidt: So many marital problems we have. My baby's got a real sweet tooth. Just the other day, she ate an entire sleeve of pecan sandies and punched the top right off of a parking meter. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen. [Cece clears her throat] She yells at me constantly and... There's one time where she tipped over a table.
Cece: He gambled away another paycheck.
Aly: Oh, no!
Schmidt: It's the ponies. I'm addicted.
Aly: Right, right, right.
Cece: It's true. All the money that he wins on gambling, he puts up his nose.
Schmidt: Oh.
Aly: It's cocaine now, as well.
Schmidt: Love me the ca-caine. Feel invisible when I do it.
Aly: This feels like some sort of weird foreplay. I'm out of here.
Quote from Winston
Cece: Little Winnie is growing up. First he's a husband and then maybe one day he could be a father...
Winston: One day? [chuckles] I am a father.
Schmidt: It's a cat, Winston.
Winston: He's my blood.