Winston Quote #755

Quote from Winston in The Hike

Winston: Keep them closed.
Aly: All right, last time you did this, you revealed Furguson in a tuxedo.
Winston: [laughs] This is even better. Say hello to... your entire family!
All: Surprise!
Aly: [whispers] What the hell is this?
Winston: [quietly] So, do the cute, surprised look you do. Nah, that's not it. That's not the one. Remember? When you... Oh. You're pissed.

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