Schmidt Quote #1222
Quote from Schmidt in The Hike
Aly: Thank you for not being afraid of me or my family.
Man: Open up. Police!
Schmidt: Who-who called the police?
Cece: I don't know. I guess we better do whatever they say.
Nick: Ugh. Why are you guys acting like you're in a porno?
Jenkins: We got a noise complaint.
Schmidt: The law has spoken, everyone. I guess the party's over. You could just file out through here.
Jenkins: Winston?
Winston: Look who it is.
Jenkins: Hey, Aly, you're back.
Winston: Jenkins, get in here, man! We having a party. What you drinking?
Aly: Hi, Jenkins.
Cece: Wait, what?
Schmidt: Well, you know what, I guess I'm just gonna have to take the law into my own hands. All right, everybody! Shoes off, coasters down!
Cece: This is our house, and our house has rules! Okay? Not a suggestion. Shoes off, let's go!
New Girl Quotes
‘The Hike’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: We're lost. Why did you let me chase a waterfall? You know what TLC says.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Look at them. I feel like Andie MacDowell in Multiplicity, living in a house filled with clones.
Cece: It is the second time this week you've compared yourself to Andie MacDowell. It's weird.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Hello. I am Winston Bishop. I'm Aly's boyfriend. Please, if you will, I want to, uh, say a few words to my girlfriend.
Schmidt: He's standing on the furniture.
Cece: Just relax, okay? Help is on the way.
Winston: Aly, I wanted you to feel special tonight because... I'm wild about you. Maybe things didn't go perfectly, but damn it, don't be embarrassed to be crazy in front of me. Okay? I am the king of crazy. [Aly chuckles] I have inside jokes with my cat. I am a member of the Puzzling Guild of North America. I shave my face cold, and I brush my teeth hot.