Jess Quote #1199
Jess: Did you ever go to one of those big Wallingford family cookouts?
Robby: Just one, in '92. I remember they had a really competitive three-legged race, and they paired me up with a little boy who had a helmet on. His skin was so translucent, it was like he was a jellyfish.
Jess: Did he play an imaginary trombone?
Robby: Yeah. He kept saying, "It's better to be safe than speedy."
Jess: That was me!
Robby: Oh, my God.
Jess: That was me! Oh, this is too much. I don't want to die with my cousin-lover in a cave.
Robby: Oh, God.
Jess: Everyone will think we fled here 'cause society wouldn't accept us.
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