Jess Quote #1197
Jess: Hey, Robby? Do you ever think it's, like... ...it's not good that we're so similar?
Robby: Oh, I don't know. You know, my Great Uncle Shep Wallingford used to say, "You buy the horse that you see in the mirror."
Jess: Did you say "Wallingford"?
Robby: Mm-hmm.
Jess: I have Wallingfords in my family, out near Boston.
Robby: Ah, mine are in, uh, Newburyport. They were kind of, like, local celebrities. They were well-known for making...
Both: Women's watches.
Robby: How'd you know that?
Jess: [sings] Wallingford watches
Both: [sing] 'Cause the time is now And the look is wow!
Jess: Robby... I think we're related. [both scream]
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