Nick Quote #1158
Quote from Nick in Cece's Boys
Reagan: Can I throw out this, uh, soggy bag of cucumbers?
Winston: No! Those are pickles in progress. [groans]
Jess: Um, I don't mean to be mean, but you guys are being real babies about this whole thing.
Nick: [laughs] They don't...
Schmidt: Until you've had your sack waxed, you can't know this pain.
Jess: Excuse me?
Cece: Childbirth?
Reagan: Weekly wax, top to tail.
Nick: We went through hell, and we came out the other side, gentlemen. It was war. Granted, one that took
place in a high end-spa, but still our war.
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‘Cece's Boys’ Quotes
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Winston: Wow. Check this out. Coach and May's foreign exchange student just added me as a friend. Montsie. His name is Montsie.
Nick: I didn't know they had a foreign exchange student.
Winston: I didn't know they moved to North Carolina.
Nick: Neither did I. [both laugh]
Schmidt: They moved to North Carol... what? How did none of us know about this? How is that possible?
Nick: Eh, they moved. It happened.
Schmidt: We need to make more of an effort. We don't even know that our friend has moved to a different state.
Winston: I mean, we're still friends. We just have nothing to do with each other.
Schmidt: This doesn't bother you?
Nick: Realistically, we'll probably see 'em two or three more times before we die. And it's sad, but it's also not that sad.
Schmidt: What?
Nick: Who cares? What's for dinner?
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: Mmm. I really hate these things. I just can't stop eating 'em.
Nick: I got to say, the taste is average, but the aftertaste is outstanding.
Schmidt: What happens when I'm just an outstanding aftertaste?
Nick: Hmm?
Schmidt: When I move out, are you guys gonna forget about me like Coach? This loft is what tethers us together. And once it's gone, we're gonna be spread across the Earth like Rod Stewart's offspring.
Winston: What I'm gonna miss most about you is all this poetry.
Quote from Nick
Nick: I'm out! Like my mother says at every party she goes to, "No one touches my purse."