Schmidt Quote #1181
Schmidt: Ah, there he is. Hey-o. Working late. So, Mr. Jason, did we get the inspection, or are we gonna keep waiting around like a couple of jamooks?
Jason: Eh, threw some sawdust on the puddle, but it's still wet.
Schmidt: I don't know... is that a bad thing or good thing?
Nick: Means he didn't get it.
Schmidt: Hey, blame the city. I hate the city! Stup-stupid city. Well, you know what, Mr. Jason? You tried. Thank you for that. I guess you can just give us our money back.
Jason: Oh, I don't have your money.
Schmidt: We didn't get the inspection, though.
Jason: Well, I said we'd see what we see. And this is what we saw... You get it.
Schmidt: I don't think that I do get it. Do we get it, Nick? Do I, do I... I don't get it. Do you get it?
Nick: I get it.
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