Nick Quote #1116
Quote from Nick in James Wonder
Nick: I'm about to gift your brains to pieces.
Schmidt: You got to real pull-the-rip-cord-while- still-in-the-plane kind of vibe, Nick.
Nick: It's a little something from me... to you.
Schmidt: All right.
Nick: Or, more accurately, on me. Check it out. I got the best gift. [reveals leg tattoo] It is your faces, but it's not your bodies.
Cece: Wow!
Nick: I didn't have a full body shot so... they picked the bodies.
Schmidt: Is that Pretty Woman?
Nick: This is from the movie Pretty Woman and it's on me forever. Say something. Say something.
Cece: It-it's cute, it's really cute.
Nick: I really did it. Talk to me about how happy you are. It's on me forever.
Schmidt: I know we're on you forever and ever, until you're buried in a non-Jewish cemetery.
Cece: And now we-we owe you a... a thank you card. Just don't know where I'm gonna find the words to express all of the emotions that I'm feeling right now.
New Girl Quotes
‘James Wonder’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: A-ha! You see this whole time, y'all thought you were having breakfast with Winston, but it turns out y'all been sitting with James Wonder. I'm talking about my alias. See, I'm thinking about applying for undercover work.
Jess: That sounds incredibly dangerous.
Winston: Well, not if I go deep enough into my undercover character. I've been practicing on y'all unknowin' asses. I combined the names of my favorite singers... Stevie Wonder and James Blunt. And I put those together to create a different name as my alias, James Wonder.
Jess: I'm worried you're not the undercover type of guy. I feel like if you had the ability to pretend to be someone else, you would have made that decision a long time ago. I feel like that sounded harsh, but it's only 'cause I care about you.
Quote from Winston
Jess: Okay, James. Uh, let's leave now so I can show you the school's landscaping.
Ed: Wait, actually, I have a stubborn back yard. Uh, I don't want to bring in frogs, but if I could attract frogs...
Winston: Very common situation in our business. You need a well.
Ed: A well? Oh. Well, you need to let me buy you a bottle of wine and pick your brain about all this.
Winston: [laughs] That sounds good, E-dawg. We should... But... but right now, I should get going.
Jess: Yeah.
Winston: I got a butt load of koi fish in the back of my truck that need bonding.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Would you be interested in rubble from old Yankee Stadium?
Schmidt: What, for my rubble collection?
Nick: I'm having a really hard time finding something for you. I thought I was just gonna go on the Internet, but the Internet is so different now. Have you been on the Internet lately?
Schmidt: How drunk are you?
Nick: I remember when the Internet used to just be a naked lady and a bunch of dancing hamsters.
Schmidt: How drunk are you, Nick?
Nick: I literally haven't had one thing to drink.
Schmidt: How many drinks have you had?
Nick: Give me a breathalyzer.
Schmidt: It feels like you're drunk.
Nick: Z-Y-X-N-L-P-A.
Schmidt: You're hammered.
Nick: I'm drunk.