Schmidt Quote #1164

Quote from Schmidt in Last Thanksgiving

Gavin: I'm not doing anybody any favors today. I'm a bummer. Probably the best thing I could do would be to head home.
Nick: See you later, man, nice to see you again.
Schmidt: Dad, stay. Look... you're gonna land on your feet. I've see... I've seen all kinds of women throw themselves at you. Lifeguards and teachers, lens crafters.
Nick: Remember when you had your tongue in Jess' mouth?
Gavin: She tasted like licorice... sweet but with a bite.
Schmidt: Not... you're not helping, Nick.

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 ‘Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes

Quote from Nick

Schmidt: If we get her to take him back...
Nick: We'd be heroes.
Schmidt: That's right. [both laughing]
Nick: Look at that, Mom, I'm gonna be a hero.
Schmidt: Why are you looking up? Your mother is still alive.
Nick: I'm looking at Chicago.
Schmidt: You think Chicago is up?
Nick: It's north.

Quote from Robby

Winston: What you taking? Little boy blues? Yeah, I've been there. How many miggies you working with? Yeah, my pharmacist bumped me up to nine.
Robby: 1,400. Yeah. I have to take 18 pills an hour in a very specific order, and they virtually assured me that I will be addicted to them.

Quote from Nick

Winston: With the speed?! He like Mayweather with the knife!
Cece: Okay, what is going on? Because you don't even use a knife to eat a steak?
Nick: Well, my girl is coming. Of course my hands are dancing. These knives are a part of me like that, uh, scissor hand guy. What is his name again? Is it Rick Snip?