Winston Quote #692
Nick: Do you remember when you were taking the bus to the farmer's market and it hit a bump and you soiled yourself?
Winston: That was not my favorite Arbor Day. [laughs] Why you, uh... why are you bringing that up?
Nick: Remember when you, uh, were in the park, and a bee flew into your mouth and then you fell off the bridge at that place where all the ducks go to the bathroom?
Winston: I see what you're doing. Keep it going.
Nick: Remember when you had to leave Latvia because you weren't good enough to be a professional basketball player, and you came back home to be a full time babysitter?
Winston: Okay. All right. Time out. You know, you, you hit a nerve.
Nick: Okay.
Winston: Definitely brought me down a peg.
Nick: I'm sorry.
Winston: It's okay. I needed it.
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Quote from Nick
Nick: Okay, I know for a fact... that this was the most attractive man in America for ten years. [holds up a Cheers publicity photo of Ted Danson] I know that because magazines told me so. But... Okay... Hey, Donovan, could you copy that? You guys don't look anything alike.
Donovan: Okay.
Nick: Okay.
Quote from Cece
Cece: Donovan, these terms are unacceptable. He's really screwing you.
Donovan: Aw.
Cece: You know what? I'm gonna get on the phone with him, because if we start treating our attractive people like this, our society is gonna collapse.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Nick, please, that dude is hot as hell, man. He is a member of the Hall of Fine. He's more attractive than Joe Mangaroni. Manga... Joe Menden...
Nick: Who are you thinking of?
Winston: Magic Mike's friend.
Cece: Oh, he's married to that...
Nick: Yeah, J Lo.
Nick: Joe Mangallini.
Winston: Joe Mangallini. He's more attractive than Joe Mangallini.