Schmidt Quote #1155
Schmidt: Ooh, no, Cece, you know it's not Jess' birthday, right? Put that away.
Cece: Yeah, no, I know that. Um, this gift is for you.
Schmidt: What?
Cece: Mm-hmm.
Schmidt: Cece... It's a scarf.
Cece: Yeah. [chuckles]
Schmidt: I love it. Almost makes me want to go to Buffalo for work. Thank you.
Cece: Mm-hmm.
Schmidt: Look at... look at that. Oh, no. O-oh, no. Oh, no! How long does she think my freakin' neck is? It's a fat-man scarf. My wife gave me a fat-man scarf!
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Quote from Nick
Nick: Okay, I know for a fact... that this was the most attractive man in America for ten years. [holds up a Cheers publicity photo of Ted Danson] I know that because magazines told me so. But... Okay... Hey, Donovan, could you copy that? You guys don't look anything alike.
Donovan: Okay.
Nick: Okay.
Quote from Cece
Cece: Donovan, these terms are unacceptable. He's really screwing you.
Donovan: Aw.
Cece: You know what? I'm gonna get on the phone with him, because if we start treating our attractive people like this, our society is gonna collapse.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Nick, please, that dude is hot as hell, man. He is a member of the Hall of Fine. He's more attractive than Joe Mangaroni. Manga... Joe Menden...
Nick: Who are you thinking of?
Winston: Magic Mike's friend.
Cece: Oh, he's married to that...
Nick: Yeah, J Lo.
Nick: Joe Mangallini.
Winston: Joe Mangallini. He's more attractive than Joe Mangallini.