Jess Quote #1124
Jess: No. It was going really well. It was fun and then at the end, he clearly wanted to kiss and I thought I did, too, and then... instead I just gave him the old Pittsburgh good-bye.
Schmidt: Chuck on the arm and a handshake? Why would you do that?
Jess: Because, I... [sighs] In that moment, I just couldn't see myself spending the rest of my life with him. 80 years old, feeding him pea soup out of a tin cup.
Schmidt: I'm confused. Is this a happy ending for Jess Day? I mean, where are you living at this point, under a bridge?
Jess: I see you and Cece and Nick and Reagan and Winston and Furguson...
Schmidt: Aly.
Jess: Sorry, that just came out. Winston and Aly. And you're all in love, and I just... don't know if I'll ever have that magic with Robby.
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Quote from Nick
Nick: Okay, I know for a fact... that this was the most attractive man in America for ten years. [holds up a Cheers publicity photo of Ted Danson] I know that because magazines told me so. But... Okay... Hey, Donovan, could you copy that? You guys don't look anything alike.
Donovan: Okay.
Nick: Okay.
Quote from Cece
Cece: Donovan, these terms are unacceptable. He's really screwing you.
Donovan: Aw.
Cece: You know what? I'm gonna get on the phone with him, because if we start treating our attractive people like this, our society is gonna collapse.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Nick, please, that dude is hot as hell, man. He is a member of the Hall of Fine. He's more attractive than Joe Mangaroni. Manga... Joe Menden...
Nick: Who are you thinking of?
Winston: Magic Mike's friend.
Cece: Oh, he's married to that...
Nick: Yeah, J Lo.
Nick: Joe Mangallini.
Winston: Joe Mangallini. He's more attractive than Joe Mangallini.