Nick Quote #1093
Quote from Nick in Jaipur Aviv
Jess: I call to order this off-site loft meeting. Nick, you have the floor.
Nick: I propose Reagan move into the loft. She is a... likable girl who is not Coach. Thank you very much for your time.
Jess: As cosponsor of this bill, it has my full and unconditional support. Full and unconditional support. Today, we will vote to amend the... No More Than Five Damn People May Live in This Loft at Any One Time Act. Formerly the... No More Than Four Damn People May Live in This Loft at Any One Time Act. We will be voting as is our custom by secret ballot. The vote must be unanimous.
Winston: What'd you write?
Schmidt: Shh.
Jess: Okay. Three yays, two nays?
Nick: What? What the hell?! Even after my speech?
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‘Jaipur Aviv’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Schmidt: Cece, this is the hardest thing that I've ever had to say to you. I had always assumed that when you got serious about interior design, I was going to love your ideas. Because I love you. I hate your ideas. I hate them almost as much as I love you, which is so much.
Cece: I have to stop you right there. I appreciate the fact that you are a very dramatic man, but the next time you start a conversation with, "This is the hardest thing that I have ever had to say to you," it better end with, "I'm gay now," "I found a lump in my nut," or, "He came out of nowhere, help me get the blood off of my car."
Schmidt: I can't live in a house that you don't love. And I also can't live in a house of horrors!
Cece: Thank you for taking my note about being dramatic.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: It's only one room, one flaw. Every beautiful thing has one flaw. Marilyn Monroe has her beauty mark. "Thriller" has its Vincent Price poem.
Cece: Babe. Do you like this ceiling fan?
Schmidt: Wicker... wicker blades!
Cece: They are made from reclaimed hampers.
Schmidt: It's like a dirty laundry propeller above our bed.
Cece: [laughing]: Yes.
Schmidt: Okay!
Cece: [sighs] I love that we're on the same page. [exits]
Schmidt: That's right. Two flaws. Okay. Two flaws. No beautiful thing has two flaws, only ugly things. It's spreading.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Hey, Jess.
Jess: Did Schmidt tell you I was gonna be in here?
Winston: No.
Jess: Then how come you didn't get scared?
Winston: Before I enter any bathroom, I take a moment to myself and say, "No matter what happens in there, don't get scared." And it works, you know, except for that one time when I was at the Cubs...