Jess Quote #1086
Quote from Jess in Single and Sufficient
Jess: Couples always try to talk down to singles. We can do everything that you guys can do.
Robby: I take myself out for a dessert date every Sunday.
Jess: Yeah, and yesterday, I had a backache, and I rubbed it myself, in a doorjamb.
Schmidt: This is bummin' me out. Is this group gonna be a bummer? Be honest.
Jess: Absolutely not.
[later, on the trip, Jess's group are all on horseback:]
Jess: [v.o.] There's Brenda. She's a circuit court judge who also teaches taxidermy class for kids. And Hugh. He grows his own onions. My former boss and current friend, Principal Foster. His hip surgeon has okayed him for sex, but he hasn't okayed himself. And of course, Robby, our leader. Have you ever seen a group more ready to have fun with themselves?
New Girl Quotes
‘Single and Sufficient’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Robby: Oh, man. It's a really cool group, and we have our own motto.
Robby & Jess: "I'm single and I'm sufficient."
Schmidt: That's I-S-I-S. That's ISIS.
Cece: Th-that's ISIS.
Robby: Oh, my God.
Cece: You're asking people to join ISIS.
Robby: No, n-n-n-n-n-n-no.
Jess: As communication czar I should have caught that.
Quote from Robby
Jess: Actually, I'm gonna go with my group. We rented a van. It has a built-in microwave. We're all really stoked about it.
Schmidt: You're not making me feel any better about this group of strangers.
Jess: Well, it's not all strangers.
Robby: [enters] Some of them are friends! [laughing]
Cece: Robby?
Schmidt: My Robby?
Robby: Yeah. I got here way too early, so I've just been standing outside, kind of waiting for my opportunity to enter. How'd I do?
Quote from Nick
Nick: What happened to you?
Schmidt: The Pepperwood Chronicles, that's what happened to me.
Nick: So it's really that bad.
Schmidt: Nick. This book... is magnificent.
Nick: What?
Schmidt: Julius Pepperwood? A hard-boiled Chicago cop turned New Orleans detective, racing around on fan-boats, drowning that two-faced DA in a bucket of jambalaya.
Nick: Yeah. Right in the jambalaya.
Schmidt: Finding John F. Kennedy... alive?
Nick: That wasn't too far?
Schmidt: It's a masterpiece, Nick.