Schmidt Quote #1122

Quote from Schmidt in House Hunt

Schmidt: But trust me, loan officers have a lot of discretion. We just need to market ourselves. We need to look him right in the eye...
Lorne: Mr. Schmidt and Mrs. Parikh? I'm not blind. I just had my pupils dilated for an exam.
Schmidt: If it makes you feel any better, I'm seeing stars, too.
Leslie: What?
Schmidt: I'm talking about you.
Cece: Okay, honey, just... shh.
Schmidt: Shh. You're a big, bright star.
Leslie: It ain't gonna be that kind of party today, pal. Follow me.

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 ‘House Hunt’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Cece: Let's go to the bank.
Schmidt: Let's do it. You know what, actually, I just want to use the cooktop first. Make an egg.
Cece: Honey, where are you gonna get an egg?
Schmidt: Got two eggs right here. Got a pan right here. Think I'm gonna buy a house and not make an egg first?

Quote from Aly

Winston: [on video call] As I was saying, I never felt love like this. I really miss your lips on mine.
Aly: Babe, it's just a two month FBI training program. I had a major breakthrough this week. I perfected my "keep vamping, we've almost traced the call" gesture.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: [phone chimes] Damn it! This is an alert? I did not need to know that the Riblet sandwich is back. How long does it take to respond to a house offer?
Cece: Breathe, okay? We will find out about the house when we find out about the house.
Schmidt: You're right.