‘Pilot’
Season 1, Episode 1 - Aired September 20, 2011
After finding her boyfriend Spencer cheating on her, Jess looks for a new apartment. Meanwhile, Schmidt is excited about a party.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Thank you so much for getting us in.
Caroline: Yeah, no problem. Um, maybe to pay me back you can stop prank calling me.
Nick: What?
Caroline: Uh... [Cockney accent] "Hello, Caroline. I still loves you I do."
Nick: Yeah, you gotta figure that out. Some crazy person's calling you. You look nice, it's good to see you.
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Seriously, thank you guys for tonight, that was really cool.
Schmidt: Listen, Jess, I just want you to know, that, I mean for me at least, no matter what, I would still totally do you.
Jess: Aww, that's so sweet.
Schmidt: Yeah, absolutely.
Jess: Jar!
Schmidt: Yeah.
Nick: Yeah, jar.