‘Parking Spot’
Season 2, Episode 17 - Aired February 19, 2013
Jess, Schmidt and Nick fight for a parking spot in the building. Meanwhile, Winston goes on a desperate search for a condom.
Quote from Winston
Nick: You need a win, pal.
Schmidt: Yeah.
Winston: It's a little tight in here. Are you sure this isn't too tight? Okay, um... Uh-uh, this ain't gonna work. This ain't gonna work for me. Uh, I'm stuck. Guys, hey, guys. Hey, where y'all...? Guys... guys... Guys! Hello?
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Are you serious? You didn't give me the spot and now you won't back me up? You coward.
Schmidt: Why should he?
Jess: Because he ... because...
Schmidt: Because, what, you kissed, and now he owes you some sort of emotional support and loyalty? Reason number two for the no-nail oath ... bitches be crazy.