Winston: I'm touching purple.
Aly: Oh, don't cry. No, don't cry, baby.
Winston: [crying] [gasps] Are my socks blue? Blue.
Aly: Your socks are blue.
Winston: I hate blue so much!
Aly: Calm down, baby. Okay. Okay.
Winston: Aah! Some more blue! Get that...
Aly: Just calm down. Do you want me to find you something brown to look at? Would that be soothing?
Winston: I just think I need to... I just need to take it slow.
Aly: I am right here with you. Why don't we go sit on the couch?
Winston: Baby, what color is that couch gonna be?
Aly: Oh, don't make that a whole thing.
Winston: [screaming] Oh, I did not solve this Rubik's Cube.

Schmidt: Help yourself to anything... within reason. You may think to yourself, "Oh, they have a lot of expensive cheeses. They won't notice." We will notice.

Schmidt: I knew this day would come, but... just thought I had more time.
Winston: Schmidt, you're being crazy, man. Just go talk to your wife about this.
Schmidt: I can't do that. My only option is to knock her up and then disappear into the night. I'm gonna need you and Nick to take care of my family while I'm in hiding.

Cece: I honestly don't remember that.
Schmidt: Oh, it's okay, Cecilia. Also, thanks for having my back, Aly.
Aly: Whoa. I do not have your back. Yeah, I've also never seen someone pregnant the way you were pregnant. You were a coddling, blubbering mess.
Schmidt: [on phone video] Aly, come closer, I want you to capture the luminescence of Cece's hair.
Cece: Shut up and keep brushing.
Schmidt: You are a lifemaker. You have the jewel of life inside of you. Cece, what do you need? I'll get you anything you need. You'll never have to move again.
Schmidt: That was hard for me to watch. Uh, I was unbearable.
Cece: Yeah, we both were.

Winston: No, I can't go out looking like this. I can't stay in looking like this.
Aly: Uh...
Winston: What?! No! You seeing this?! I ain't got no sense of fashion. You weren't gonna tell me?
Aly: I did, many times.
Winston: Then why didn't you leave me?!
Aly: I did, when you bought those banana-yellow bird pants, but I came back because I love you just a little more than I hate those pants. [Winston chuckles] Why-why are you taking them off?
Winston: I just missed seeing your face with my own eyes. Look, I know there's a lot of beautiful things that I have not seen, but nothing in this world will make me take my eyes off of you.
Aly: Why are you so... sweet to me? [Winston chuckles] Mm. But we only have these for a few more hours, and I want you to see as much as you can, babe. All right, what's next?
Winston: I want to see some classic movies in color: Citizen Kane, Schindler's List...
Aly: Ooh, I got bad news for you. [chuckles]

Jess: Mario. I am so mad at you, but I love you.
Nick: I mean, first you're running away from us, now you're happy to see us. You are all over the map, Mario Day-Miller. [phone ringing] I got to grab that.
Jess: Is that my dad?
Nick: Yes, yeah, your dad... He, uh... he calls me every time he... he meets somebody from Chicago. I mean, he'll ask me, he'll go, "Do you know Tim from Chicago? 'Cause he doesn't know you." And then I just say "No," and then, yeah.
Jess: That doesn't make any sense. My dad doesn't even like you.
Nick: Well, that's what happens... Whatever. Who cares?
Jess: Wait. Beso's where we went on our first date.
Nick: Did we? I'm restaurant blind. I don't remember restaurants. Okay, now, we got to get Mario back home before Judith remembers she wants to take him back. Let's go! Let's go!
Jess: Wait. [gasps] Sweat back! Nick, you're lying to me. Oh, my God. Nick, this dinner... were you gonna...?
Nick: Jess, I had been planning this for so long. I just wanted everything to be perfect. But it is perfect. I mean, it's us, so this is as perfect as it gets.
Nick: Okay.

Nick: [sighs] Jessica Day... [Jess laughs] ...will you marry me?
Jess: Nick, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to raise this dog with you, and I want to have babies and eat good food and laugh and take care of each other. And I want it to start tonight. It's you and me. It's... It's always been you and me.
Nick: Is that a "yes"?
Jess: Yes!
Nick: Yes! She said yes!

Jess: [on video call] Dad, I said yes!
Nick: I did it, Bob.
Bob Day: Oh, I don't know why you spent so much of the story talking about that color-blind friend of yours, but I'm so happy!
Jess: Dad, can you lean away? You're blowing out the speaker. [Bob sobbing] Dad, are you okay? His reaction doesn't bode well for the speech at the wedding.
Bob Day: What do you mean?

Aly: I just hope he puts on those glasses and realizes how truly hideous that Salt-N-Pepa jacket is.
Cece: I mean, at least he stopped wearing the pants that go with it.

Nick: Stay in? Why are you staying in?
Winston: Because I might be overwhelmed by the world beyond sharp brown. Dull brown. Brown. You know, Aly's making sherbet tonight if you guys want to come over.
Schmidt: While the idea of witnessing you seeing sherbet for the first time is enticing, I have plans tonight.