‘Lillypads’
Season 7, Episode 3 - Aired April 24, 2018
Schmidt and Cece ask Jess to coach Ruth ahead of an interview at an exclusive preschool. Meanwhile, Winston must take the stand, and Nick faces a deadline to turn in a sample of his latest work.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Come on, Miller, churn out the magic. Come on. Let's get started. Let's go. "Nick Miller grew up in Chicago. He came from a family. He hated Winston. Winston was really annoying. In a lot of ways, Winston is
still annoying, but..." It's supposed to be about me! Stupid Winston, it's sup... [sighs] I'm screwed, I only have six
pages. What time is it?
Drunk Woman: Mmm... 3:01.
Nick: 3:01. I'm screwed. [groans]
Drunk Woman: [laughing]
Nick: It was you.
Drunk Woman: Craigslist, bitch! [laughs]
Nick: It was always you.
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Wow, Stuart really nailed the face-drawing portion. He included eyelashes and expressive eyebrows.
Schmidt: Must you narrate? The whole point of the audio-enhanced plexiglass is that I can hear on my own.
Quote from Winston
Nick: You push me, man, you always have. I don't know who I would've been if I hadn't have met you. Chicago, man.
Winston: Chicago.
Nick: Tough love, man. Chicago.
Winston: Let's go see the Bean.
Nick: What?
Winston: I-I don't know. I don't know why I said that.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Winston, I came here to punch you.
Winston: Okay.
Nick: Punch you with my truth fist in your guilt nuts. Okay? And I'm gonna punch your nuts hard.
Winston: Okay.
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: I really hope the paramedics got that piccolo out of Miss Carly.
Cece: Oh, I doubt it.
Schmidt: The doctor at the hospital said that Benjamin will have a permanent smile. Like the Joker.