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Kids

‘Kids’

Season 1, Episode 21 -  Aired April 17, 2012

Cece confides in Jess that she might be pregnant. Meanwhile, Jess babysits Russell's daughter.

Quote from Jess

Jess: This is a disaster! Ouli's downstairs. She just called me. She wants to be let up. Sarah's in my room, because she fell in love with you for some unknown reason. I might as well call you Bridge to Terabithia, because you make children cry. And you... I might as well call you Indian In the Cupboard because you put an Indian in Ce... Never mind.

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Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Ouli?
Ouli: Yeah.
Schmidt: Oh, my God, it's-it's Schmidt. How are you? Oh, my God, it's so good to see you.
Ouli: Great.
Schmidt: Yeah. Havasu. '99. I was on the boat, remember?
Ouli: No.
Schmidt: We were just... We were part...
Ouli: Yeah. I...
Schmidt: Winter Olympics. Uh-huh.
Ouli: No.
Schmidt: 2006. Bobsled.

Quote from Nick

Nick: Hey, Sarah? Sarah, I haven't loved somebody the way you love me in a very long time, and I miss that feeling. The feeling you have is good. It's just misplaced. It's better than being numb your whole life. You end up doing such weird things. You know what? Just stay in there. It's not that great out here. Stay in there as long as you can.
Jess: He's kidding, Sarah. You should definitely, definitely come out.

Quote from Nick

Sarah: [o.s.] I can't come out. I'm too embarrassed.
Jess: In front of us? We are literally the most embarrassing people on the planet. Trust me.
Nick: Yeah, you don't have to be embarrassed around us.
Jess: Sometimes I talk louder to blind people.
Nick: I'm 30 years old, and I've peed in every pool I've been into. Every single one.
Jess: Ew. I originally grew these bangs 'cause I hate my forehead.
Nick: I still think it's funny when I guy puts tennis balls under his shirt and pretends it's boobs. [muffled laugh] They look like little boobs.

Quote from Jess

Schmidt: Hey, hey, guys, she's coming. Ouli's coming. I failed. I failed. I'm sorry. Uh...
Jess: Hi, Ouli. Um...
Ouli: Who is the man taking the bras off my daughter?
Cece: There is a God! I've got my period! It's so amazing! Oh, my God. Mmm. I got my period. [laughs]
Schmidt: She got her period.
Cece: So happy!
Jess: Welcome to our home. Would you like a drink?

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