‘Halloween’
Season 2, Episode 6 - Aired October 30, 2012
Jess finds herself falling for her casual sex buddy Sam. Meanwhile, Nick is forced to confront his fear of Haunted Houses, Schmidt gate-crashes Cece's Halloween plans with Robby, and Winston hopes a sexy costume will end his rut with Shelby.
Quote from Nick
Nick: I know I said you shouldn't put yourself out there, but I'm glad you did. You should be with somebody who's crazy about you, Jess.
Jess: Thanks, Nick. That'd be really nice if it wasn't coming from somebody who just punched me in the face.
Nick: Sorry about that.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: I got it. You look like a zombie Woody Allen.
Nick: Yeah.
Schmidt: [as Woody Allen] These brains are terrible. And such-such small portions.
Nick: [as Woody Allen] On Christmas, I like to eat Chinese people's brains. They're the only ones that are open.
Jess: [as Woody Allen] Zombie Cristina Barcelona.
Winston: Yeah, I have nothing to add to this.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Whoo, looky here! One of my brothers in blue. That gun looks real. Let me see that for a second.
Police Officer: LAPD! Stand down! Stand down!
Winston: I'm standing, I'm standing! Look at that!
Schmidt: Butch it up, Axel Foley. Shelby's coming.
Quote from Winston
Winston: [as Woody Allen] I couldn't afford my therapist, so I ate his brains. Marx brothers.
Nick: Hear, hear.
Schmidt: That's the one.
Nick: Good stuff.