Captain Jane Nortis: [over P.A.] Attention, this is your captain. Would Nick Miller and Jessica Day please return to their stateroom for a non-life-threatening but necessary official maritime reason. This is not an emergency. It is definitely not.

Cece: Okay! Okay, the door is locked. The "Do not disturb" sign has been employed. We are not leaving here until you guys are friends again.
Jess: We just wanted to spend our vacation alone.
Nick: Yes.
Jess: On separate strange parts of this ship.
Nick: Yeah, it's...
Jess: I really wanted to see how the ship worked. I think it's interesting.
Nick: And I really wanted to see how the other side of the ship worked. It's interesting.

Nick: That was cool that you admitted that. I feel weird about living with my ex-girlfriend. You know, I think it's a landmine for trouble. What's gonna happen when other hunks come around?
Jess: What's gonna happen when you bring some ho-bag in the house?
Nick: Exactly! Like, that it's scary stuff, and I feel like when a breakup happens, you mostly get away.
Jess: 'Cause I'm gonna beat her ass.
Nick: What if she's bigger than you?
Jess: She probably will be.
Nick: [laughs] Oh, snap! That was good.

Nick: And the yoga instructor was, like, breathing into our genitals, and, like...
Jess: It opened everyone up.
Nick: [clicks tongue] Yeah. In a...
Jess: real true way.
Nick: Absolutely. This thing was ready to talk to that thing again.
Jess: Emotionally and sexually.
Nick: Yeah.

Jess: It's so nice to have a family portrait. We should shower less. I think we look really great.
Cece: I'm really glad we framed this. I mean, what a proud moment.
Winston: It is cool being in the paper, though.
Coach: Part of me died on that boat. [laughs] I will never be the same again.
Winston: All right, man. Take a nap. Sleep it off, man.