Jess: I am so sorry. I'm really... I'm-I'm embarrassed.
Diane: Please, for what?
Jess: No, I am.
Diane: For marking your territory? Look, I get it.
Jess: But I was acting childish and dumb and jealous, and-and I... I see why Sam likes you.
Diane: Well, I see why he likes you, too.
Jess: Will you forgive me? I have guy friends, and I don't know why I would just assume that you're wildly in love with him.
Diane: Oh, no, I am. [Jess laughs] No, really, I am. [Jess laughs] Seriously, I am. [Jess laughs] Jess, I'm-I'm in love with Sam.
Jess: [whispers] Oh, balls.