Schmidt: Yeah, let's fight these guys, Nick.
Nick: Yeah, totally. We're gonna fight these guys. Uh, but not indoors. Because real men fight outside.
Schmidt: Yeah, just like real chili doesn't have beans.
Dusty Sand: What the hell you just say about beans?
Schmidt: Beans are nothing but soggy nuts.
Dusty Sand: What the hell are you saying about nuts?!
Nick: Nothing, it's a totally weird digression. It's not what we're about. We'll see you outside. But first we got to go to the little boys' room together.
Schmidt: Yeah, we're gonna urinate and then we're gonna do this.
Nick: Yeah.
Schmidt: Uh, is there a key? Do I need a key to the restroom?