Jess: Now for you two, jokers.
Nick: I'm sorry I went rogue, Jess.
Sam: I'm sorry, too. You told me not to come, but I did.
Jess: Don't apologize to me. Talk to each other. Figure out a way to both be in my life. Otherwise, I'm gonna turn the heat up to 90. I'm gonna turn the radio to Pink. And I am going to find a cobblestone street.
Billy: Oh, no, please don't. I gotta go to the bathroom.
Jess: Shut up, Billy! You have a little boy's name.
Billy: You are so mean!
Jess: Now solve it. Deal with your emotions.