Connie: How can I help you?
Schmidt: Connie, hello. Very nice to meet you. We are both local entrepreneurs, as you are. Uh, we co-own the bar up the street, and there is a business situation that we would like to bring to your attention...
Nick: Yeah, your stupid valet is taking all the spots in front of our bar, and it's time for it to come to an end. It's not sittin' well with us folks over at the Griffin.
Connie: What's a griffin?
Schmidt: What is... wait, what is the Griffin?
Nick: The Griffin is the name of the bar that we own together, you buffoon. You don't know the name of our bar?
Schmidt: Why don't we... We don't have a sign. We should have a sign.
Nick: Is this the time for this?
Connie: I feel like this is a conversation I don't need to be a part of. My valet is totally legal. But thanks for stopping by. Maybe, you know, maybe I'll stop by your bar. I'll just, like, knock on doors until... until I find you.