Cece: Connie, with her fancy cocktails. I can make a fancy cocktail.
Schmidt: Sure you can.
Nick: Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here? What the hell is all this stuff?
Schmidt: We need to make some... some real improvements around here, if we're gonna compete with Presh.
Nick: Improvements?!
Schmidt: Just minor tweaks, okay? Like a jukebox that doesn't catch fire sometimes. Separate olive and cherry trays. A toilet that flushes down and not up.
Nick: Okay, that's an attraction and a lot of our customers actually like that. Why are you so eager to change our bar? We should be ruining their bar. We should cut their power. We should paint a door where there isn't a door.
Schmidt: We're not talented enough to paint a realistic door, Nick.