Winston: [answers phone] Hey, Jess, I'm at work. Is this a cop situation or a friend situation?
Jess: Both. What would you say if I told you I was in the bed of Sam's pickup? Allegedly. I said "allegedly."
Winston: Okay, good. So you're not in the back of a truck.
Jess: No, I am. I'm-I'm, I am "allegedly" in-in Sam's truck.
Winston: Jess, you seem to be confused. Here's how it works. Um, allegedly, Ferguson and I are eating pasta in a hot air balloon. Realistically...
Jess: Winston, I'm in the back of Sam's truck right now. I wanted Sam to know that I'm not crazy. Wait, shh, he's changing his music. Selena Gomez, interesting.