Sam: I'd like to apologize, Nick, for punching you in the throat. I know it hurt a whole lot.
Nick: Not that much, but you did it, so...
Sam: Okay. And I feel like you should apologize to me for kissing my girlfriend.
Nick: Yes, uh, right. Cool.
Jess: [exhales] Well, that went so well.
Sam: I-I don't really feel like that was a genuine apology, and-and I'd really like one. Yeah. I mean... did you feel like it was genuine? No. Actually, he didn't even apologize.