Schmidt: Okay, good morning. Yes, help yourself to a bagel. Hmm. They're all the same, Jan. No need to put your hands on every one of them. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, as you know, on the seventh day, God... he rested. Yes, that's right. God rested on the seventh day. But the question remains: What did he rest on? That's right. He rested... on a chair. [Winston sneezes] Oh... Look underneath your butts. You will find mankind's greatest invention. Without chairs, do you know what we have? Squat, both position and diddly kind.