Jess: I didn't do it! I'm lying. I obviously did it.
Gavin: Don't worry. We just put those there for people to break.
Jess: Really?
Gavin: No, they were very expensive. But I own the place, so why don't we say this one broke, too? I'm Gavin. Let's try this one.
Jess: Tempting, but my friends are getting married. I'm kind of on a deadline. And also I prefer my wine sparkling, pink and under $11. [gasps]
Gavin: Just taste it.
Jess: Okay, one glass.