Nick: Oh, I know why. Because you have a crush on me.
Reagan: No.
Nick: Yeah.
Reagan: That's... that... I... You're... you're a human being and I'm worried about...
Nick: You have a crush on me. No. That's why you're always thinking about me...
Reagan: That has nothing to do with that.
Nick: ...giving me my medicals, checking on me, giving me my medicals...
Reagan: You said that twice. You are hallucinating.
Nick: No, Reagan, I'm "ha-truth-inating."