Nick: And, Carol, look, I don't want this to feel, I-I don't know, romantic. I don't want you getting confused.
Carol: There's a zero percent chance of that happening.
Bob: Yeah.
Nick: If you're suggesting that I can't be romantic, then you're out of your mind.
Schmidt: Yeah, excuse me, Nick is very romantic, okay? He does romantic things for me all the time.
Nick: Schmidt, what are you talking about?
Schmidt: Just the other week, you were very romantic to me. When I fell down in the parking lot and you picked me up?