Schmidt: Why can't you charge Kumiko?
Nick: To be honest, because we had a sexual encounter.
Cece: There we go.
Winston: Shame, shame.
Schmidt: I knew it, Nick! You weren't in the bathroom fixing the shower. You were showing her the business center.
Nick: Okay, in my defense, it wasn't in the shower. It was in the hallway for a few moments.
Schmidt: Don't refer to it as a hallway. Yuck.
Nick: I literally meant the hallway. And it was vibrant, if that's a word you could use in this situation, 'cause that's what it was; it was like...