Schmidt: The roommate loft agreement was formed in the year of our Lord 2005. Hurricane Katrina had just decimated the American South, but we here, in Loft 4D, had gone through, well, perhaps in many ways a more horrifying Katrina.
Winston: You can't say that.
Nick: Can't say that.
Cece: A kitchen condom disposal clause?
Schmidt: That is not a relevant clause.
Nick: Not relevant? I almost died.
[flashback:]
Nick: Ugh. Winston!
Winston: [o.s.] Yeah?
Nick: Stop having sex in the sink!
Winston: [o.s.] Okay.