Schmidt: Hey, Nick. Did you leave your cereal out? You need to clean up after yourself. Shared living space, bro.
Nick: I can't do it. Schmidt, I can't do it.
Schmidt: You can clean up the cereal. Just go put it away. There's no cereal here; it's in the kitchen. Go clean it up.
Nick: Open your eyes, open your eyes to what's happening.
Schmidt: You already sleep in a mud dungeon. Please...
Nick: Cece's a hot slob. Cece, you're a hot slob.
Cece: What?
Schmidt: I'm sorry, what?
Nick: Look around, her stuff is everywhere. It's disgusting. Hey, Cece, you know what's fly?
Schmidt: Love that hat.
Nick: Cleaning's fly. Cleaning's cool, dude. Hey, everybody, I'm Cece Parekh. I got a bunch of hats, but I never wear them, 'cause I'm so busy throwing them around, being fly.