Schmidt: Okay, everyone, listen up. Here are your new uniforms.
Javier: Oh, you got to be kidding. [Cece groans] Save your groans for Birdman!
Schmidt: From now on, we will measure drinks.
Big Bob: Oh, man.
Schmidt: And we have a new one-napkin policy.
Cece: Just one napkin?
Schmidt: Questions at the end, please. Should somebody ask you for a second napkin, you just say, "Are you sure?" Nine times out of ten, they'll just back off and say, "Thanks." Now please go try on your new polos.