Cece: No, no, no. Look, Schmidt. Mom. I'm sorry. I can explain everything.
Nick: Presenting... Cece's mom! [Schmidt groans]
Cece: Except for that.
Priyanka: I'm her mom.
Nick: You're her mom?
Cece: That's my mom.
Nick: [to the Indian woman] Then who are you?!
Schmidt: Not her mom.
Nick: That's her mom!
Schmidt: A dumb little boy you are!
Nick: [answers phone] Yeah. Hello.
Jess: So, does Cece's mom love Schmidt, or what?
Nick: Which Cece's mom? The real one or the one I may have kidnapped?